Every time I see or hear anything at all about any of the Kardashian/Jenner freak show, I automatically begin the involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth and I have to take a promethazine tablet for nausea. It doesn't always work so then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.

The 'sexual chemistry' between Melissa and Joe Gorga in "The real housewives of New Jersey" is so fake, it makes me want to "throw up a little bit in my mouth".