A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
by GingervitisDV October 01, 2017
when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!
by BubbaRodgers August 02, 2009
by Eric, Sean, and Ben August 25, 2007
The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 11, 2011
When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.
Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"
Griffin: "Would I ever!"
Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
Griffin: "Would I ever!"
Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
by csemenmonster October 28, 2013
Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!
by Riley T April 07, 2021
Even though Erin urged him to talk, David refused to tell his wife that his greatest sex fantasy was an Angel's Threesome.
by Daniel, Brian, and Will December 04, 2007