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three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.
Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE
by jakeyptheman December 03, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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