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A horribly ugly chick that during sex requires a bag over her head, one over yours, and one on any poor soul that happens to walk by.
Damn shorty did you see that three bagger I picked up last night. I must have been so wasted but damn can she suck dick.
by BlindsideF March 20, 2005
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
2
Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.
A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
by moof July 10, 2003
3
A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!
Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!
by Keepyourhandsoff May 02, 2014
4
An extremely unattractive lady. A reference to the practice of putting a bag over the head of an ugly lady while having sex with her. A three bagger is so ugly she requires a bag for her, a bag for you and a bag for the guy looking in thru the window.
by Chris67654 August 24, 2006
6
It's like a two-bagger, (a paper bag for her head, and a paper bag for your head in case hers falls off), but you get a third paper bag to be sick into, in case both bags fall off
She's got a hot car booty look about her body, but her messed up face makes her a definite three bagger.
by barbarossa July 06, 2006