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A pussy that has been bored out so long and hard over the years that it more resembles a humid, moist cave than a vagina. This kind of vagina has the interesting property that it will give you both a boner as well as nightmares.
That MILF's thort probably hangs halfway down her thighs.
by Mark Schlouse March 13, 2003
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Thort, he's a Thorty guy, in Space
Space Thorty is a space traveller, and the author of the "Thort Theorem"
by Bill Nyes Rich Cousin February 08, 2017
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If you wanna be the best you want to be like Thort!1!!!!
by Thort December 07, 2012
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A girl who is a thot and a whore at the same time
Dude did you see nancy at school tody?
Yeah shes such a thort

A thort? Wtf is that?
A whore and thot at the same time
by No means maybe June 12, 2020
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