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A goddess from Colorado with beautiful blonde hair and piercing blue eyes...that will shove a hammer up your ass sideways.
Don’t fuck with Thorment or Dan will kick your ass.
by Aluminum Fist September 27, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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