pronounced: THAWNG'n

When a female wears normal underwear that rides up so badly, its like wearing a thong

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The act of wearing a thong; usually used as a fun/funny term.

A 'Thongin' is a form of harsh punishment performed upon someone who has either misbehaved, disrespected or in most cases, just been a bloody idiot ! You will quite often hear bogans havin an argument about who's shout it is at the pub which leads to the dominate bogan handin out a brutal 'Thongin'