Guy 1: staring at his pc from hours

Guy 2: what are you doing

Guy 1: testing my patience

Guy 2: how

Guy 1: using this website called thispagewillneverload.com

Guy 2: nice. I want to do too!

Guy 1: let's do together yay

Guy 2: yay

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz