One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
Oh no two shitted again!
by Messhall April 12, 2018
This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
by Mathmoss November 08, 2018
1)When randomly having a conversation with somebody, you create a word worthy of putting on Urban Dictionary.
2)To add a made up word to Urban Dictionary.
2)To add a made up word to Urban Dictionary.
by C <3 June 18, 2010
When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.
by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021
by Puppycorn11 June 23, 2019
When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.
I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit
by MC Busta November 30, 2020