on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off
"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"
by nckfrrs April 17, 2023
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adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.
Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
by Don's Johnson March 31, 2023
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The poop you take right after laying some pipe on a girl.
Did you see GoT? That dude shot his dad while he was taking his Post-Pipe Push!
by sullyvan September 29, 2017
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Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.
A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
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A reformed character whose focus has shifted from the intensity of the fiendish experience to its continued longevity. Behavior tends to be self modified to include the regular consumption of caffeine and pure h20 in order to increase net health while maintaining a fiendish outlook. Can be found spending balanced amounts of time chatting to other post-fiends and regular fiends alike.

Its natural habitat includes many of the traditional fiendish haunts, but the subject has grown its base habitat to include more lounge style venues, with a growing appreciation for quality not quantity in its drinking habits.

Diet outside of fiendish activity is generally healthy, and has adapted itself to factor in the net gain in personal happiness caused by correct diet and nutrition.
Ex-clubbers who have outgrown the incessant filth and lifted themselves above the grime, attaining post-fiend status if they can alternate appreciation of substance abuse with appreciation of fine wines and literature.
by ralph535 September 9, 2008
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What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor
The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017
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