A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
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In the Hip Hop scene a Whack MC is a disrespected MC.
Kollegah is a Whack MC.
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Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush
Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.
by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 04, 2017
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A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.
"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."
by E3rdrocket November 16, 2013
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The art of masturbation while unlocking your inner Chi, and reaching a level of Zen equivalent to that of Mr. Miyagi
Human A: Dude, I feel so Zen right now. Ima go Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off
by Mr. Frogman September 28, 2019
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