A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
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adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....
by Time Devourer November 19, 2007
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a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.
Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!
by sickofbullshit June 02, 2012
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Someone who does something retarded more than once.
"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"

"Because she's fucking retarded."
by SexyBoots March 05, 2012
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adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.
This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.
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A person who shows no sense at all, hence, doing stupid things to get called this derogatory term. Also see Dumbass.
by Nikku Oenzu July 08, 2009
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