by TheRareBlueFanta January 30, 2019
"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."
by MSquared February 10, 2012
Dead Baby Joke:
Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?
Person 2: Dunno. What?
Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?
Person 2: Dunno. What?
Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021
"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.
by seizurebutton February 21, 2019
by 123datboi123 February 05, 2019
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
by Jfman August 09, 2018
When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
by somerandomguy59 April 27, 2010