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When you haven't gotten laid in a WHILE and you're so horny that it tricks you into thinking you want to be in a relationship. Vulnerable to getting trapped/cuffed/etcetera.
Girl A: Oh my gosh, I hate being single. I need to find someone and settle down... Wife me up! Maybe I should text that guy that was semi-attractive and really clingy... Or my ex that wants me back... Should I start going on dates again?
Girl B: Dude calm down, you're just thirstay. Go get some dick tonight.
Girl B: Dude calm down, you're just thirstay. Go get some dick tonight.
by 77jmoney77 March 29, 2019
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
2
to kiss someone by surprise with a rapid tongue movement similar to a cat licking up milk from a bowl
by Ricky and Foreskin April 29, 2009