a squad of thirsty people, the squad should be formed by:
a twerkin' alcohol slash lady lover always betrayed by the booty
a corgilicious defilicious makin' bae go loco
a star lost in a war during the battle of colourful dicks
a prodigy babe of becks that will break your neck in the middle of the ring

and of course, the one and only...
a wine-y lass, who sass when spanking your ass and eating food in a dash

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods