by lucky#7 August 15, 2012
The art of thinking in a way that is not dramatically sharp-witted, therefore the person using this technique may have decisions or thoughts that is not very alike to what others would think as "normal".
Ted: Hey John I just found out that I have adapted to Stupid Thinking!
John: No Ted, you're just a fucking dumbass.
John: No Ted, you're just a fucking dumbass.
by dumbass19 August 06, 2019
John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.
David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
by RUFFDOG April 12, 2016
A wet think is when you're very tired and have a shower, you turn the temperature up a lil and sit down for an existential crisis.
by I get money!!$ May 08, 2018
universal parent language for stop. referenced all the time, such as in a netflix special of the comedian john mulaney. suprised nobody has defined this yet.
sometimes, our parents would ask us "what do you think you're doing?"
but that just meant stop.
they didnt expect you to just say
"well im smashing these eggs with a bottle rocket, you know because im so horny and angry all the time, and i have no outlet for it all, so... eggs."
(not a direct quote)
but that just meant stop.
they didnt expect you to just say
"well im smashing these eggs with a bottle rocket, you know because im so horny and angry all the time, and i have no outlet for it all, so... eggs."
(not a direct quote)
by Apeshit Crazy May 03, 2021
Whenever something is forgotten or unmentioned, misspoken or mistaken, use the phrase "What wasn't I thinking?"
Andrea forgot her friend's birthday. She called her and said, Happy Belated Birthday--- "What wasn't I thinking?"
by Hugger March 21, 2012
A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Often a rhetorical question.
by Deep blue 2012 July 19, 2010

