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The general term is aimed at people who are generally thick or dont apretiated people who are successfull,telling unfunny jokes or simply big thick and not being big enough to admit it !!! Most males who are thick bastards like to fudge pack other thick bastards while dropping soap in a mens bar.Most bouncers are thick fudge packing bastards.
"chris your such a thick bastard "
"I felt un hapopy and threatend cause i was the only thick bastard at work"
by Jimmy naemates September 19, 2006
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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