Urban Dictionary: there will be bears

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 20, 2021

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
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A bear that is called Ted. Often assosiated with Sex And Weed.

Hey do you want a Ted Bear ;)

by Heyo say heheheho January 23, 2017

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver

Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear

by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021

a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.

the fucking teddy bear MOVED

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him