The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon
by bde_niko October 26, 2020
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When you blow your buckeyes in to the anus of an a Asian girl, but it hurts so bad she jumps up and screams OO-HHHIII-OOO.
I gave Ling an Ohio Dragon last night!
by quasidillaman November 29, 2018
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When two men ( preferably one being uncircumcised ) roll their penis skin over the others penis tip to masturbate together
The guy Brian I've been seeing is uncut and last night we did a Mergen dragons in the clubs bathroom.
by omoori July 31, 2017
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To thrust right when you are about to cum inside your girls mouth and then slam your hand on top of her head which will make her choke and the sound of her choking and looking back up at you which is called the Hissing Dragon.
Also refers to what your girl will look like after.
Dude 1: vro last night I was gettin some action and made my girl do a Hissing Dragon!

Dude 2: Yo, that must've hurt.

Random Girl: My boyfriend did that to me and my throat has been sore ever since.
by lilromeoz October 30, 2017
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