Urban Dictionary: therapize

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When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 08, 2007

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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

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2

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 26, 2006

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3

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

by sop22667 July 17, 2019

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To attempt to perform therapy on someone.

"Don't try to therapize me!"
"I'm going to therapize Petey. He's too dependant on human touch."

by Therapize August 19, 2014

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When a hair-stylist listens to his/her customer's problems and drama while giving input to comfort or rectify the issues.

1. I can't wait for my hair-stylist to therapize me this afteroon of all my drama during my sick cut.

2. My client sure needed alot of therapizing in the salon this morning. I almost jacked up her corn rows with all the crap she was spewing out.

by Donor32 February 15, 2010

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the act of providing therapy or comfort to someone

"i therapized Audrey yesterday during her lil meltdown, she said she felt even worse afterwards but whatever."
"you cant therapize me! im too sad for it."

by your_literal_mother April 13, 2020

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