That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Mispronounced category of "Therapists" by Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people

Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.

A job title that is well paid but they are generally useless cuz they give you tests that you do badly in that show your anxiety. And this results in your anxiety being worse and your therapist laughing because they will counsel you for longer and your parents have to pay up more