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Holy shit that weird she just grabbed my dick for no reason! Wait a sec, what happened to my watch? I think I was the victim of a theftcocking!
by sandman913 October 10, 2013
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015