CEO: 'The company is broke but i made $400 million. I must admit, i do my job quite well. Time to go back to my golden castle full of antiques in narnia.'

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Taxation is theft

Property is theft!

I gave Erica my dollar at SportWay and she didn't give it back to me before I left. These lines will rhyme because she committed theft

"Where did you get that tv?"

I borrowed it from walmart. i borrowed it it's not theft

Scott Serafin; Rob Diton;