A description for extra, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.
I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.
by liberty_lover November 19, 2010
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A type of pansexuality exclusive to theater majors or members of a theater troupe because they're way too fabulous for normal labels.
Guy: Hey, I think James might be gay.
Girl: What?! No! He's my boyfriend! He's not gay!
Guy: But he just admitted to being involved in an eleven way gay orgy.
Girl: Well yeah, he's a Theater Whore, what do you expect?
Girl: What?! No! He's my boyfriend! He's not gay!
Guy: But he just admitted to being involved in an eleven way gay orgy.
Girl: Well yeah, he's a Theater Whore, what do you expect?
by Curtyfresh December 02, 2012
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Probably the only band in the history who can write 30+ minute songs that people will actually listen to.
Guy: "Dude, are you done listening to that Dream Theater song yet?"
Dream Theater Fan: "No, I'm only 25 minutes in."
Guy: "!!!"
Dream Theater Fan: "No, I'm only 25 minutes in."
Guy: "!!!"
by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats December 22, 2010
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Boi those theater kids tho c'mon coop let's get outta here, this party sucks, man.
One time a theater kid attacked me and he stole my mountain dew red watch out man
If you hear someone yelling Hamilton or mouthing random words in American History Social Studies class, you know you have discovered a theater kid.
One time a theater kid attacked me and he stole my mountain dew red watch out man
If you hear someone yelling Hamilton or mouthing random words in American History Social Studies class, you know you have discovered a theater kid.
by itsnotaphasedadiwillbeanactres March 20, 2019
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An amazing Progressive metal band, whom have been going for over 20 years. Not a mainstream band, therefore not very popular or even wellknown to the present public, but kicking ass. Each member proves to be a god at their instrumental talent.
by Rich Seeley iPhoenix August 15, 2005
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When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.
Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.
by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020
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by Muhammad is a false prophet November 17, 2019
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