the act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and asking people if they want to see your new Rolex.
Flanders: Hey Chunk do u want to see my new rolex?
Chunk: Yeah sure
Flanders:BAM!
Chunk: Cmon dude why did u have to give me the wrist watch?
Chunk: Yeah sure
Flanders:BAM!
Chunk: Cmon dude why did u have to give me the wrist watch?
by BBBalla30 March 25, 2007
A very popular penis trick, most commonly used in shower situations with an audience. It's done by taking the penis and bringing it up over the wrist, then holding it against the pelvis: resembling a wrist watch.
Jimmy: Hey Joey, would you happen to know what time it is?
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
by Joe-Dogg 52 December 21, 2005
by Mal_the_greatest March 18, 2018
to put someone's hand in another person's ass up to were someone wears a wrist watch or a vernacular term for the sexuoerotic practice of inserting the hand in ones orafus
by Dirty sanchez atm January 8, 2006
After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017
The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.
Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!
by Fiveash March 2, 2010
Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked
Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P
by R3dPanda April 13, 2019