the awesome slogan for VFD:

When we grab you by the ankles,
Where our mark is to be made,
You'll soon be doing noble work,
Although you won't be paid.

When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a volunteer,
So don't scream when we tell you:
The world is quiet here."

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

The main slogan for the Volunteer Fire Department.

I went along to find a nice ironic definition to write, and THERE'S ALREADY SOMETHING THERE! WTFBBQ?