A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.
It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.
The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.
The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
by The iron horse April 23, 2016
The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off.
by Torontonian December 12, 2003
by dinglefux July 2, 2013
(verb) a rare lose in an NHL playoff elimination game when a team leading by 3 goals in the third period end up losing in sudden death overtime and being knocked out of the playoffs.
The Toronto Maple Leafs defined torontoed (on 13 May 2013) when they lost game 7 in a best of 4 playoff series, by losing 5-4 in overtime to the Boston Bruins when they lead 4-1 at the start of the 3rd period, subsequently being knocked out of the playoffs.
On 25 May 2013, the Chicago Blackhawks could have gotten torontoed last night by the Detroit Red Wings, whom were leading the playoff series 3-1 and were down 4-1 in the third period of game 5...but didn't.
On 25 May 2013, the Chicago Blackhawks could have gotten torontoed last night by the Detroit Red Wings, whom were leading the playoff series 3-1 and were down 4-1 in the third period of game 5...but didn't.
by bviase May 26, 2013
The only Canadian city that still has MLB and the NBA and may get an NFL team. A city with the most underrated architecture and diverse neighbourhoods. Perhaps that's why Jane Jacobs lived there. Interesting streetscapes, a public transit system that at worst could be described as "adequate", a lively arts scene, employment, and civic pride. A bit of a late bloomer in the international scene, Toronto is ambitious, look at the film festival for instance. The term world class has lost meaning, call it what you want, it's a great city. To believe that a majority of people in Toronto are ugly or self-centered or is akin to racism. People aren't afraid to live, and we all have moments of pleasure, impatience, insecurity, pride, ecstasy, joy. If you can see that collage in Toronto, the dualities and diversity in experience you can appreciate it for what it is. A large group of people, buildings and experiences that interplay and create something new everyday.
A sampling of architecture- Van der Rhoe's modernism, 1 King West, the City Halls, the Canada Malting Plant, Liberty Village, the Distillery District, Hart House (the the University of Toronto in general), the OCAD building, the new AGO and ROM crystals, countless Victorians, the CN Tower, St. Lawrence Hall, the Allen Lambert Galleria at BCE Place, the art deco of Tip Top Tailors, the CHUM city building, the Flat Iron Building
by A.Rz May 11, 2007
Archaeologist #1: "We opened up that city-sized time capsule that we found on the shore earlier this week."
Archaeologist #2: "High five. What was in it?"
Archaeologist #1: "Lots and lots and lots and lots of people with plaid shirts, super-tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and bow ties, all listening to grating three-chord music. 1960s stuff, basically."
Archaeologist #2: "Ohhhhh. That's Toronto you found. It was probably just buried in snow. Not a time capsule. And those 1960s relics are just hipsters."
Archaeologist #1: "Shit. My bad."
Archaeologist #2: "High five. What was in it?"
Archaeologist #1: "Lots and lots and lots and lots of people with plaid shirts, super-tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and bow ties, all listening to grating three-chord music. 1960s stuff, basically."
Archaeologist #2: "Ohhhhh. That's Toronto you found. It was probably just buried in snow. Not a time capsule. And those 1960s relics are just hipsters."
Archaeologist #1: "Shit. My bad."
by hipster_of_the_month December 1, 2012
Toronto is the most cosmopolitan, ethnically-diverse city in Canada and, last time I checked, North America. Many Vancouverites and Montrealers can't accept this and say that Toronto is violence-ridden and that we have a drug problem, overlooking the fact that Vancouver's drug problem is so bad that they actually have detox centers run by the city where heroin addicts can get a safe hit. I won't even talk about Montreal, other than to say that they're whining bitches that can't deal with the fact that they're not Canada's biggest and best city in Canada and haven't been since the 70's.
Also, all these small-town farmboys and rural mofos that talk about our crime problem and shit really have no idea what they're talking about because they are too busy fornicating with farm animals and relatives to come to Toronto to experience it first hand.
Besides, we have the hottest women in the world, including Paris and New York. Period.
Also, all these small-town farmboys and rural mofos that talk about our crime problem and shit really have no idea what they're talking about because they are too busy fornicating with farm animals and relatives to come to Toronto to experience it first hand.
Besides, we have the hottest women in the world, including Paris and New York. Period.
Toronto kicks massive ass.
by bad daddy April 17, 2005