my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.

Don't throw you're vote away on some third party douche, at least vote for the lesser of two evils.