The gooner is a garden gnome who rides a tricycle that has written on the side of his tricycle "Goon Tyke". He also has a hook on the end of his tricycle so he can tow vehicles off and almost forgot to mention he has a horn in the shape of a flower on the front of his tricycle.He rides up in your neighborhood with his buddy, a metal lawn chair, with him and steals your next door neighbor's vehicle while screaming "goon tyke" at the top of his lungs. The gooner loves a boy named Cody Montgomery and when he sees him again he is going to rape him anally.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.