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a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.
hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods
by laaalalala August 13, 2009
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A prison slang for the white inmates.
"Whiteboy, you better get the fuck out of my face and get back in the woods."
by sonuvagun September 13, 2005
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Ringwood, New Jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.
by TR lova September 22, 2004
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Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.
Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 04, 2005
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often referred to as a woodsie, this north american habitant is known to enjoy beer, cigarettes and women. the woods is also and all around good guy who is well liked by all, cause he is awesome.
the woods is so cool i could buy him a present.
by jick September 07, 2004
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Another name for St Mary of the Woods College in Indiana. Used by attending students, faculty/staff, and locals.
We're stopping by the woods to pick up Sally, then we're going to Rose.
by slytherinwoodsie June 21, 2005
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