1. Having the appearance of being Jittery, like after you drink too much coffee.
2. A device/person that is connected, either virtually or physically, to a larger whole.
3. A popular Technology publication.
1. I sat in the Waffle House for four hours and left the place completely wired.
2. The next generation of television will be wired and have access to limitless video content.
3. I just got my subscription to Wired magazine. w00t!
by M.R.R. July 08, 2003
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Wired is where you have had allot of drugs mainly cocaine so you are very fucked on coke
Tom-whats up Alex

Alex-nothing bro just wired out me head of that coke.
by Sonny lad April 03, 2019
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Rural slang for a snare, or snare trap.
I wondered down the woods to find a billy in me wire.
by Ruddager October 30, 2007
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1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.
1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
by Richard Allan Cooper August 04, 2016
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Being high as hell on any one of the following:

Weed, blow, Vitamin E, LSD, the list goes on and on...
by Rico July 25, 2003
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