when fucking a chick up the ass, after spraying a load, the act of sucking/licking all jizz out the asshole, and re administering it into the beoches mouth
Last weekend, I pulled the wessels on wessels.
by KCTJ May 22, 2006
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The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
by Eddie Hoffman May 03, 2008
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A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.
Certain person: "You are such a wessel!"

Girl: "Well thanks!"
by khjgkhfawaked November 25, 2010
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Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.
by Ben765 March 18, 2016
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a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.
Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.
by ujunag April 29, 2008
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The word given to define a person who considers himself to know everything there is to know - depsite the fact that he knows nothing! Everyone else around them knows this ... and he seems oblivious to the fact!
by Malamute69 February 04, 2010
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