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a sexually transmitted disease given to men that makes their cock grow extremely large then shrink so it looks like a chode. their balls also tend to swell and feel tender. in some cases it results in blueballs. this is transmitted normally by a girl by the name of christine, but can be given by one of her multiple partners.

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dude, ur dick is so small!

i know, i did a chick named christine last night...

dude, you have the WEEN!!!!!!!!!
by hanner.... BABABAB January 26, 2008
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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