When a man sits on a rotating table, or lazy Susan and proceeds to get rammed in the anus by a helmet mounted dildo worn by 13 of his closest friends

1. The feeling of helplessness that occurs after being screwed over by Wayne State University

A guy, probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He will sweep you off your feet from day one, surprise you, love you and treasure you. He will treat you like a princess and respect you, wait for you and make you feel like you can trust him until the end of your days. He will call you beautiful everyday until you start to believe it yourself, carry you through every problem, and be that shoulder to lean on whenever you need him.

Just seeing him makes you smile, his laugh makes your heart melt and his eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen.

Also, he smells like fucking jesus.

Wayne is a guy who is very loving and compassionate about everything he does, he's more thoughtful than your mother and more loving than anyone you have ever met.

1. Similar to when people get mossed, people get wayne'd
(refers to indianapolis colts receiver reggie wayne), who is just that much better than randy moss

in german, the word sounds like the pronoun "wen". often used to express a lack of interest.

Wayne is a loving husband, friend and father. He is generous, handsome and a great kisser. Loves to play and keep things fresh and fun. He loves his family and life. Wayne is full of surprises and keeps you on your toes. He is a GREAT fisherman and loves the outdoors.
Without Wayne in my life i'd be lost.