When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.
Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
by bitchezzzman August 03, 2009
Another word for enema;
a hot water bottle is a bottle and a hose used to clean one's rectum to make all the fun butt stuff clean.
a hot water bottle is a bottle and a hose used to clean one's rectum to make all the fun butt stuff clean.
by MalachiGS November 05, 2020
by mitchhhh November 12, 2007
by PapiGrandeYo November 23, 2016
when somebody consumes too much water from a water bottle and starts to pile water bottles up in their room
by kimkim January 08, 2021
by Arkimist February 01, 2021
Typo meant to be "Evil Water Bottle Fairy". It means someone who spills their water bottle leaving a puddle ruining everyone's workout experience.
Alright, who was the Water Bottle Evil Fairy who made this mess? I stepped in it with my tennis shoes!
by Petiwho Wotawho July 13, 2008

