Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?
by danthaman15 June 22, 2009
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To have the urge, or strong desire, to have sex with someone.
"I want someone. Someone meaning you!"
"I want you too. So bad!"
by L0ver0fY0u October 3, 2011
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The incorrect usage of a phrase in a sentence. Originating from the use of the phrase "want of bee", instead of "wannabe". Primarily used on Internet Message Boards, but has also branched out to all facets of life.
The following are examples of want of bee:
"If she wasn't such a pre-Madonna. You could probably get into her pants."

or

"These fossils date back to the pro-magnum man."
by Hawk Meets World March 7, 2008
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If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.
Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"
by DJ horrible August 11, 2009
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A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.
What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!
by Wallbridge January 21, 2006
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A parable of exponentially cascading consequences.
For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost,
For want of a horseshoe a horse went lame,
For want of a horse a rider never got through,
For want of a rider a message never arrived,
For want of a message an army was never sent,
For want of an army a battle was lost,
For want of a battle a war was lost,
For want of a war a kingdom fell,
And all for want of a nail.
by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020
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"I want it bad and I think you do too...so let's get down"
by brendan September 21, 2004
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