The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.
by Taylor The Tool September 19, 2006
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The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.
I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.
by gulliblezine September 07, 2010
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She kisses ass in the boardroom: “Yes! Yes! Great idea, boss.”

Then, as she walks back to her desk, she realizes it’ll never work, but now it’s her responsibility. She is filled with regret.

It’s called the office walk of shame.
Her hair and lipstick are still perfect but upon exiting the elevator it was obviously the office walk of shame
by lelanielovelox February 01, 2011
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a variation of the walk of shame where a guy has to walk by other guys in the men's room who are washing their hands and/or using the urinals in order to get to a stall to take a dump
-Ughh.. I had to take a dump right after the office fire drill when there were 20 guys in the restroom. Total bathroom walk of shame.
by disgusto October 20, 2011
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The act of two individuals, clearly disheveled and regretful with heads hung, leaving a house that does not belong to either of them. Usually occurs anytime between 6 and 8AM.
Trish: "So, how was the other night?"

Brooke: "Girl, we walked out of Bonnie's spare bedroom, and she was standing right by the do' with some shit eatin' grin on her face. It was the ultimate Dual Walk of Shame."
by Nunya Bidnis November 04, 2010
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This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.
I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.
by Kempo September 06, 2006
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Walking home wearing the same clothes from the night before after getting hammered, going home with someone and then failing to hook up due to a drunken inability to perform. Possible causes include passing out while hooking up, inability to maintain an erection or getting sick all over your partner.
Dude, did you hook up with Liz last night?

No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.
by Joeyyyyyy Ssssss August 27, 2010
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