A never-ending conversation that jumps from topic to topic without any central theme or logical end. Typically, one must be rescued from a "full wagner". If left unaided, the individual being "wagnered" could pass out, suffer from muscle failure, or even die of starvation.
Hey Chris, I saw the email about the network going down this afternoon. My ham radio went down this afternoon too. You should see my new ham radio, it has buttons and fairy dust. Did you see that article on the Drudge Report about how the Democrats are stockpiling all of the fairy dust for use in the National Parks? I was at a National Park last year; I'm pretty sure I saw a Sasquatch. Have you seen that show about hunting for "squatches". And there's that other show about running moonshine. My brother was in one of those episodes; he has his own still. It's pretty impressive really: he replaced all of the copper with zinc, and runs in on a generator powered by lemons...

"Chris, uh, the, uh mail server is crashing. Yeah, that's it. We need you in the back."

"Thanks man, he was in a full wagner that time."
by NoWorries February 11, 2013
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when you take a dump and splatter the inside of the bowl like a wagner power painter.
man who just took a wagner in the womens room?
by the full wagner April 07, 2007
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to masturbate, name after the xfactor singer of the same name, having a wagner!
by wagmagnets October 16, 2010
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Acronym for "Wild Ass Guess Not Easily Refutable." This is a wild ass guess that you can actually support with numbers, statistics or other "facts." It doesn't matter if these "facts" are real or not, just as long as someone can't easily refute them.
The new budget is a WAGNER so you can present it to management and they won't see through it.
by b1tw153 April 18, 2011
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To paint a room or fencing panel in a rapid yet controlled manner
Person 1: what are you up to?

Person 2: just having a quick Wagner, talk in a bit.
Person 1: sound mate, loving that show room finish
by It’s Wagner August 25, 2019
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a person or thing that constantly expels annoying music or bad jokes
On the elevator up to the 50th floor i rode the whole way with a wagner! I wanted to put one of us out of our misery
by kec127 April 24, 2008
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