by Wulffman December 23, 2010
That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.
by PWdefiner July 17, 2017
That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.
I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!
by liliawhisper April 08, 2015
The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )
by the Den of Iniquity December 22, 2006
the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.
by Schweatyballs4all January 21, 2006
The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad January 14, 2016