Named after Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo it is when a girl normally with small boobs puts on a big sweater giving off the effect of her boobs being bigger than they actually are.

Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.

Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight

A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.

Eating a dog treat out of a nerdy girls vagina.

The stereotypical ‘nerd’ of Mystery Incorporated. Usually wearing a baggy orange turtleneck and red pleated skirt, Velma is usually the one to find the most clues, solve the mystery or unmask the villain. Although most consider Daphne Blake the pretty character, Velma also has been adored by a lot of Scooby Doo fans aswell, for reasons like her sweet side with Shaggy Rogers or that she’s the ‘pure’ one of the group. Velma has a brief relationship with Shaggy in Mystery Incorporated, however the jealousy between her and Scooby to making Shaggy choose one of them breaks the relationship apart. There are theories that Velma may be a lesbian, due to her appearance and her relationship with Hot Dog Water in Mystery Incorporated.

From the scenes in Scooby-Doo capers where Velma has her glasses knocked off in the dark and is forced to search for them blindly.

Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.

in reference to the orange sweater wearing nerd who always solves the case in popular children's television programme scooby doo, this phrase refers to the act of ejaculation into a woman's eyes, for the desired effect that she is temporarily blinded, like when velma loses her glasses.

note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.