The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.
After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.
by nc2016 October 22, 2016
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This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

It emits a flavored fog containing nicotine (if the user prefers it) as an alternative to smoking tobacco. It contains no tobacco, tar, or known carcinogens, there is no second hand smoke.

The device uses a liquid to produce the vapour. The liquid consists mainly of pharmaceutical or food grade propylene glycol, flavourings, glycerine and nicotine. Nicotine amounts are typically available in ranges from zero to 36mg per ml.

Propylene glycol is used to make the vapour more like smoke, it is commonly used in theatrical fog machines. A small number of users experience allergic reaction to propylene glycol and should discontinue use if symptoms appear. Glycerine based e-liquid can be used in this case.

Care should be taken to keep the liquid out of reach of children and pets as nicotine is toxic.

The personal vaporising device comes in various models and colours, most of which are similar to the size of actual cigarettes, pipes and cigars.

Although the words e-cig and e-cigarette are commonly used, they are not the best terms to describe the device.
I don't need tobacco when I can vape with my personal vaporizer.
by Narkybeast January 31, 2009
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A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor from that rises from teenage boys' crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for an underage erection.

When combined with a tropical climate like Florida's, dick vapor becomes a potent compound, enveloping the boy in an invisible vapor cloud -- thus making him irresistible to the female faculty at his school.
"Mrs. Smith never used to pay attention to me until I started going through puberty and getting dick vapor. Now we have sex in the gym like every day. Plus, I have the best grade in class!"
by sidecarsally May 31, 2009
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The smell that is emitted from one's crotch area when heat is applied. Synonym of crotch vapor. Not to be confused with a <fart>. Ass Vapor is more like <funk> that is reactivated by heat, usually after being dormant in the closet overnight.
Steve had to disconnect the seat heaters in his car because Mr. Miller often wore the same pants, and it caused Ass Vapor to be released.

I couldn't wear my black pants for a third day, when I touched up the crotch with the iron, they wreaked of Ass Vapor.
by Crack O Da Ass December 14, 2004
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The information you leave behind (in the cloud) when you think you've deleted something from the internet or twitter.
Dude! You think hitting the delete button means that post is gone? Sorry to tell you bud, but you've left a vapor trail - cyberspace never forgets ;-}
by b-tex1 October 29, 2012
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a great cheap way to smoke weed. take a simple 60 watt burnt out lightbulb and take the black thing off of the top with a screwdriver or plyers. then break all the shit out of the inside( be careful here) and wash the white stuff out.next find a a pop bottle, and a pen. take the pen apart so all you have is the hollow tube where the ink thing was. then take the pop bottle cap and cut a hole just big enough so the pen body will go through. wait for the lightbulb to dry, cant have any water inside. when it is dry, put a small amount a marijuana inside(make sure you break it up real nice) and screw on the bottle cap, it fits perfectly. then take a candle and light it and hold the lightbulb about half an inch off the flame.NEVER HOLD IT ON THE FLAME this makes the weed catch fire and the smoke is very harsh.the whole idea behind a vaporizer is that you dont burn the weed, just the THC. when you start to see something like smoke(THC) coming out of the weed then shake it alittle and breath slowly thru the hollow pen, you can hardly feel it but your getting a huge ass hit, you can to it anywhere in your house because it does not leave a smell at all. after you use it for awhile, it will become "dirty". dont wash it out, the stuff on the sides is THC, just hold the lightbulb to the side and use it like you would if there were weed in it, awesome high from the sides!
all in all it takes maybe 20 min to do and it will last a long time and gets you the highest you've ever been. if i had to spend 20 min of my life on anything, it would be this.
Me and Nick didnt feel like leaving the house at night so we just got the lightbulb vaporizer out and got fucked up right there in my living room.
by Mr. 420 July 22, 2006
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