A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over the town while we all pretend to sleep.
Town Motto (very inspiring): We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, Night Vale. Look down and forget what you've done.
by romanaholmes December 07, 2013
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Vale Tudo means "anything goes" or "No rules" in Portugese. It's a full-contact unarmed combat fighting style with a limited number of rules, that became popular in Brazil during the 20th century.
Vale Tudo takes the most effective combat techniques from styles such as Jujitsu, Muay Thai, Sambo, Wrestling, and Western Boxing.
by Dancing with Fire January 06, 2011
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Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 09, 2017
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Translates to "you're worth dick". Meant as an insult to another individual. Originated in Latin America. It mostly means to be worthless; bogus; a dumbass, etc.
by Todos Valen Verga January 03, 2012
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When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.
by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011
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John: Tony said he hates you.
Robert: Me Vale lo piensa la gente de mi. "I don't give a fuck of what people think of me".
Robert: Me Vale lo piensa la gente de mi. "I don't give a fuck of what people think of me".
by Gioconda Ramirez June 14, 2008
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1) Ian and Ula Jodi's retarded daughter
2) Likes being spanked by Bernard and Jenni
3) Often wears a see-through shirt to give a sneak peek of her tits
2) Likes being spanked by Bernard and Jenni
3) Often wears a see-through shirt to give a sneak peek of her tits
by stellathefairy November 16, 2017
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