Urban Dictionary: the turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 03, 2008

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A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

by Penguinsex January 03, 2016

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pink turban

End of penis or Knob.

“She sucked so hard she nearly ripped of his pink turban.”

by Nedbundy November 15, 2019

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Dirty turban

A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.

He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban

by E-RIC May 09, 2018

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Dirty turbane

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.

Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!

by Jvzy May 23, 2018

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awesome urban turban

an amazing dictionary that wears the Arabian hat and recognizes that the average male ejaculation is ten cubic centimeters.

A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.

Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.

I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.

by EPODD HATHAWAY March 21, 2021

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AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.

To the car only4. Ll X of the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN can with it's definitional power access the entire INTERNET thanks to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY and the USA BEING the greatest engineer of modern missile and jet nuclear technology the genius designers off their ability to see pattern discernment and exclusivity shielding when the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER is BREACHED by authorized NASA and PENTAGON corporate , government , non profit and international personnel.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 04, 2021

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