A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.
I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.
by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005
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When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.
Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."
by yin August 05, 2004
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A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.

After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?

Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021
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—noun

a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen
Jed's mom was a real snake charmer last night. I gave her a picture-perfect Tampa Bay Turban.
by Tampa Bay Tyrone February 25, 2009
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A blowjob, in the seat of an airplane. Typically covered by a cheap airline blanket..
The guy behind me was getting a mile-high turban. I saw it on the way to the restroom - there's no way that chick was sleeping under there.
by Dale Earnheart November 28, 2010
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Taking a crap in a swirling pattern on a females head during a sexual encounter to represent a traditional headdress.
"What's up guys. Totally curry turban'd this girl last night!" said Kishan while raising his hand for a high five.

(friends walk away)
by thewinningsheen July 26, 2011
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