A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.

The Vulva.

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