A person from the middle east using a form of hijab is often called a Towel Head
HAhaha that towel head almost blew me up but kempf agent choked the towel head out.
by AlphaKempfarn June 08, 2019
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She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!
by Big rod101 February 21, 2021
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The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 04, 2019
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After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.
I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.
by Squirting burt September 06, 2015
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The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.
Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.
by Niger Tits October 09, 2017
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A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.
Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!
by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 02, 2020
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Used ironically by a straight girl to describe a hot guy. It comes from the signal that some gay men use to indicate they are cruising and interested at a male sauna. If they have good control, they raise their towel without their hands.
*Girl sees a hot guy and turns to her female friend*
"Woah, he's a real towel lifter!"
by TL-impossibles September 17, 2013
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