"Hey, my wife just commited seppuku."
"damn, ToT bro, I feel you"

She's got a nice set of tots.

“hey, wanna go to tot to watch the sunset?”

“i’m at tot playing spikeball”

"give me your tots"
"no,i'm starving.get your own,you kyke!"

Q:Hey man, wanna go play some ultimate frisbee?
A:Tots for sure, dude!

I can't ever find a shirt at that store that will fit my big tots.

(text conversation)

Bill: Hey man how was the weekedn?

Greg: Awww. It was cool. Tons of vag in LV.

Bill: nfw. you hit that shit

Greg: yea, two shits at the same time

Bill: where they hurt?

Greg: tot

Bill: comon man. i'm sitting next to the gf. can't call. you gotta tell me.

Greg: fu tot