After an epic party one goes home with a fat chick in a green shirt. One then finds a ride home on a homeless man's grocery cart whilst giving or receiving oral sex to the fat chick. Once arrived at the apartment the skinny male proceeds to fuck the shit out of the fat bitch while she is on all fours. Then proceed to take off the chick's green shirt and stretch it out in front of her face like a green screen. WHile continuing to rail the shit out of this poor girl the skinny dude starts telling shitty jokes and tries to proclaim he is not gay.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods