Giant toaster oven which produces excessively large pieces of toast.

A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.

If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.

He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!

Name for Timberland boots.

"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".

Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.

1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.

2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.

Tim is amazing. He is one of a kind. He skates and builds bikes. He looks tough but is a sweet teddy bear. He means it when he says he loves you. The first thing he sees on a girl isnt her butt or boobs but her smile. Some arent lucky enough to have a Tim. If not, you are screwed.