by Jennuhh duh June 30, 2008
A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.
We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.
by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015
A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person
A person that has little gray area.
A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
A person that has little gray area.
A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017
Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"
Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."
Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"
Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."
Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"
by Adnama Latniuq December 03, 2013
A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.
Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"
by Adnama Latniuq December 03, 2013
Someone who cannot form a single thought internally without some sort of noise spewing from their mouth.
Someone who says outloud exactly what they are typing/texting.
Someone who says outloud exactly what they are typing/texting.
Man did you hear Debby today? Every little thing she did she exclaimed to the entire office. So annoying! Yeah, she is a really bad mouth thinker.
by kianthar59 July 30, 2010
origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.
n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome September 12, 2008